Will Teenagers Disappear?
As kids grow up ever faster, that carefree age known as
adolescence may soon be a memory
By WALTER KIRN
Of all the great postwar inventions-- television, rock 'n' roll,
the Internet--the greatest and most influential is, perhaps, the
American teenager. Think about it. While the country has always
had adolescents (human beings between the ages of 12 and 18,
that is), it was only in the past 50 or 60 years that it had
tens of millions of semi-grownups living in a developmental
buffer zone somewhere between childish innocence and adult
experience.
This teenage culture of pop songs, cars and acne ointments, of
proms, allowances and slumber parties is still unknown in less
developed countries. And until the reform of child-labor laws in
the 1930s, the spread of suburbia in the 1940s and the rise of
targeted youth marketing in the '50s, it was unknown here as
well. Early 20th century adolescents were farmers, apprentices,
students and soldiers--perhaps even wives and husbands--but not
teenagers.
Spawned by a mix of prosperity and politics, teenagers are a
modern luxury good. The question for the new century is, How
much longer will teenagers exist, at least in the form that
James Dean made famous? Twenty years, tops, is my guess.
Teenagers, as classically defined, are already dying out, or at
least changing into something different. The buffer zone they
once inhabited is being squeezed out of existence for two
reasons: children are growing up faster than ever before, and
adults are growing up more slowly.
A few random facts. In the 1800s, social historians tell us, the
average girl began to menstruate at 15; now the average age is
12. According to a recent national survey, 63% of teens reported
using a computer in the 30 days previous to being polled. (For
adults 50 and older, by the way, the figure was a mere 20%.) Not
long ago, I, a 37-year-old, suffered a lapse of Internet access
that was repaired by a 16-year-old who charges $50 an hour for
his expert labor and trades stocks over the Web in his spare
time. By comparison, when I was 16, I worked in a gas station
for pocket change and thought that all stockbrokers lived in New
York City.
An adolescent with his or her own money--real money, not
parental charity--is not, in any meaningful sense, a teenager,
but a capitalist early bird out to get the worm. This truth
informs those ads for Internet stockbrokers in which young punks
with goatees and ponytails give investment advice to balding
bosses or land private helicopters in their parents' backyard.
Exaggerations? Forty-year-olds wish. Not when silicon
billionaires like Jerry Yang of Yahoo (31 and worth more than $3
billion) have proved that the traditional interval between a
boy's first shave and his first million need not be much of an
interval at all. All over the nation's high-tech landscape,
people are retiring within years of taking their first legal sip
of alcohol. Soon they'll be retiring before driving age. This
won't be a problem for them, however, because they'll be able to
afford chauffeurs.
The right to be economically unproductive until the day after
college graduation--amendment one to the teenage
constitution--will seem incredibly quaint if not downright crazy
in a few years. Fourteen-year-olds in 1950 were not expected to
know how to use metal lathes even if one day they might end up
working for General Motors. But nowadays 14 is rather late to
get in the cyberharness for a position somewhere down the road
at Oracle. This trend will only continue and even speed up as
parents and children alike see the advantages in mastering
change at an early age, when human beings are most adaptable,
instead of in their 20s, when there's a risk that they'll be
behind the curve. And it's in the national interest to encourage
this, since one solution to supporting a populace top-heavy with
retirees is putting the young to work as soon as possible.
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